http://yeahiwasintheshit.tumblr.com/post/82912128954/danielkanhai-so-i-was-eating-these-hot-wings

danielkanhai:

so i was eating these hot wings, right? and i didn’t have anything to drink so right after i finished i grabbed my mouthwash and thought, “this is brilliant, i’ll cool down my mouth and refresh it all in one go.” awful, awful idea, something in the spicy sauce mixed with…

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

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transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

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"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."

Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season – 28 copies left}  (via moonsads)

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teutoniic:

un-toxicated:

finnharriesdick:

kissnecks:

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…

what

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aquus:

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

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thatweirdchica:

rereading an old favorite book is like having coffee with an old friend.

you remember everything you loved about them in a short amount of time, and all of the memories feel new again

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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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